Funny Things To Do

1. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.
2. Hire two private detectives to investigate each other.
3. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them you're them from the future.
4. Go to Petsmart and buy a bag of bird seed and ask the cashier how long it will take the birds to grow.
5. Go to McDonalds and ask for a Happy Meal with extra Happy.
6. Glue quarters to the sidewalk with crazy glue and watch people try to pick them up.
7. Tell a random person they have beautiful ears.
8. While in any store, walk away with someone else's cart and park it two isles away.
9. Hide a walkie talkie under a family members bed and scare them when they go to bed.
10. Hide all of your families left shoes...just the left one.