Can I ask You Something?

You know you have been asked that same question before, right? Someone will invariably ask you...Hey, can I ask you something? or Will you tell me something? Well yesterday I was out in the parking lot with Ken and we were talking with Tom, the manager. Well ken walked over to the mailbox and this ladt was walking towards him and motioned for him to come over to where he was. So he walks over to her, and remember I am standing not to far away with another person too. So he gets to this woman and she asks him, "Hey, can I ask you a personal question?"
Ken: "Sure."
Her: "Are you sure?"
Ken: "Sure go ahead."
Her: "can I do something for you for $5.00?"
Now it took ken a minute to understand what she was asking and he turned and we made eye contact and then he turns abck to her.
Ken: "Uh, no thanx."
Her: "Well you have any change?"
Ken: Uh, no I don't."
and then he walked back to me with this bewildered look on his face. He told us what she said and me and Tom started laughing. I was like "she wanted to ...you know what...to your you know what. LMAO!!!
Damn crack whores anyway!

Then yesterday was my daughters birthday and she invited her friend over after asking if we could go out to dinner another night. So we agreed and she said she wanted corn ogs, french fries and lime green sherbert for dinner. LOL So I went and got it. I got her a Living Dead Doll for her birthday and when my mom and Ken saw this doll they looked at me like I was nuts. My mom was like "Honey, are you sure that thing isn't going to give her nightmares?" LMAO yeah sure that's why she showed it to everyone she could find last night and then laid the little coffin next to her in bed and slept with it. LOL I have to get me one now, I just love it.