Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Twitter Wednesday!


Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

I just played with my ice cream until it melted and then drank it. 

My dog jumped off the couch and laid flat on the floor just to look out the screen door. lazy dog. 

What is the point of mosquitos?

I couldn't log into fb for a few minutes so I just sat looking at the blank screen, my mind in turmoil. 

Have you ever tried to staple your forearm? I don't recommend it. 

My husband made me brownies. Ghirardelli dark chocolate. I guess he likes my butt big.

I refuse to touch Photoshop. I suspect I'll get addicted

I had to upload pictures to shutterfly and have them print them, send them to me. I remember when I had a instamatic camera.

Tired and cranky. Writing, writing, writing. Teen daughter drama. Can school just START ALREADY????

I don't think there's been another instance in my entire life when pizza lasted long enough to even get dry around the edges. o.O

It']s lefjt handers day!1 I tyuped this twert weith m y left hand juast for yuo

should you ever need a feminine version of "balls to the wall", I recommend we make JUGS TO THE RUG a thing.

When a movie says "based on a true story" its automatically 100 times scarier.

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented 

Now as a reward I will blend together fresh Saturn peaches, lime juice, gin, and elderflower liqueur into a BOOZY SMOOTHIE. 

Let's watch @Oprah's head implode. Boycott "The Butler." 

Well crap. I screwed myself big time. I forgot to unattach my authenticator when I got my new phone in January and now I can't log into WoW.