Wednesday, December 19, 2012

I have a new Hot 500 badge on my Yahoo Contributor profile

I just got a notification that I have a Hot 500 badge on my Contributor profile again. There are over 20,000 Freelance Writers on this site so to be in the top 500 is pretty awesome. The Hot 500 and Hot 100 badges are based upon the page views you receive on your articles for that month.

Please visit my profile page to read my articles and see my new Hot 500 badge. isn't it pretty?

Twitter Wednesday

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

Long day. Truffles are a bust. Attempted to go to Walmart…I am an idiot. Finished shopping for stepdad, nieces and nephew. Wrapped gifts.

Can one get drunk off wassail? Or is this just an exercise in futility?

I just spent 6 hours on Christmas shopping and only bought 3 things. Wth was I thinking going out this weekend.

Who the hell churns there own butter anymore. I do o.0

You know it's an awkward conversation when you somehow end up beating yourself unconscious with a bat.

set up all my wrapping supplies. found out I ran out of tape. Can I use duct tape to wrap presents?

It's like, if they wrapped up kale-flavored corn syrup and called it "green chocolate," I'd probably eat that too.

When I say baller I say it as dumb as possible.

I wouldn't recommend going out and shopping this time of year. My ass got poked, pinched and slapped..I might go back out tomorrow.

I am doing all sorts of last minute online Christmas ordering. Someone tell me to stop.

Man. Made my coffee strong enough to take the roof of my mouth off this morning.

Does anyone remember what I'm supposed to do today? I swear I HAD plans, but did I write them down? No.

Part of moving includes going through the toys. Why is every single doll naked? Also, there is beheaded Barbie and amputee Barbie. Hmm...

How is it these guys on moonshiners won’t get arrested after ABC sees this on camera?

I want the scruffy look back.

lol I'm watching Buffy on Netflix. I didn't realize how cheesy it was when it first came out *giggles*

Don't make a rookie mistake with your holiday cooking. Pre-heat your microwave oven for best results.

A balanced diet is a candybar in each hand.

What gives you the right to call someone names, you big butted, snot ridden, social inept asshat. See, you don't like that do you?

I haven't had my coffee, don't talk to me.

THIS jeez. Really? A boardgame for Words with Friends??? It's called SCRABBLE!

I wish this were even half as risqué as it sounds, but I'm waiting for the plumber to arrive with a new ballcock. Oh, yeah. ;)