Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

Ardhbcrhbcf #!$&gjcf yeah that about sums it up

I was groped by a tourist

Vegetable Zombies Want to Eat Your Grains

I went fishing, and came back with steak. 

I need a new picture...that bulge is so 2010. Tweet me some suggestions. Give me your bulge best

let me touch ur boobs bro lol” WHAT EVER MAKES U HAPPY BRO

Abercrombie & Fitch are doing fat people a favor by not selling them shitty clothes that fall apart.

I will seriously fight anyone who rips on this movie. THROW THE EFF DOWN y'all.

On a funnier note one of my dogs now has a brown ass because I didn't realize that she was sitting against my freshly painted wall. HEHE

Tomorrow night I will order a Spicy Special 15" pizza. I will. I so will. And I will eat. Try and stop me. (growls)

Career changing call comes in while I’m gone. Does my son bother to write down call back #? A: No.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 

So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"

Please stop choosing self-obsessed twits to write articles on self-publishing.

                                                              In fact, just stop. Period.
                                                                      Thanks,
                                                                     Sane Folk

I love the convenience of online deposit. There no faster way to get frustrated.

Whenever I'm home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer. 

I've been waiting by the window all day for a delivery..just realized it's Sunday!

So apparently Rasputin's preserved penis is in a Russian museum. I... don't know if that's awesome, creepy, or awesomely creepy.

Tell a man that there are 100 billion stars & he believes U. Tell him a bench has wet paint & he has to touch it.

Who Cares? Fart in an elevator and you'll find out. 

Just got a copyright registration and it has me born in Afghanistan. Um... That's only a tad bit incorrect

As my team sgt always said: There is no we and they until they fuck up

Having an orgasm at least 3 times a week reduces your likelihood of dying from heart disease by 50%.

I feel bad about running that spider through the garbage disposal. But not bad enough that I didn't do it.

Yeah, That Should Fix It!

So I woke up last week to a painter right outside my living room window and he was painting the overhang right outside my window that hangs over the walkway by our apartments. Now this overhang has major cracks in it and when it rains the water runs right through the cracks and onto the walkway. On the other side of the building this happened last year and the overhang fell down because it got soaked with water. That's what's happening now on my side. 

So what does the manager do about the cracks? Why she sends a painter out to paint over them. The cracks are still there but now it's painted. I'm sure that fresh coat of paint will stop the water from falling through the gaping holes in the overhang...not!

The painter was such an idiot that he dripped paint all over the side walk and didn't bother trying to clean it up.

Paint drips can be seen along the entire length of the walkway.

Down past my apartment door the painter didn't even bother to paint the entire overhang..just threw some fresh paint over the cracks and left everything else the old color. Yeah that looks wonderful. 

Oh and the apartment right next door to me that has a roof leak and can't be rented...yeah the manager and maintenance man decided to take out the air conditioner and leave a huge hole right into the apartment that birds, insects, bee's, dust, water/rain, and people...let's not forget about how this isn't the best neighborhood and we have drug dealers and stupid teens looking for places just like this to hang out and do drugs or whatever they're doing. So keeping a huge hole open to the apartment for weeks probably isn't the best idea they've ever had.

Recipe- Chicken Enchilada Casserole

Today I thought I would share with you my own recipe for Chicken Enchilada Casserole. I don't sit and roll my enchiladas, I like to layer all the ingredients and bake it. So you will need 1 lb of grated cheddar cheese.

2lbs of cooked shredded chicken breasts 

1 can (28 ounces) of Enchilada Sauce. I like Macayos. 

1 small can of Diced Green Chili's. I only use 2 teaspoons of this but you can use more if you like it more spicy. 

1 can of whole black olives. I get the whole olives and slice them myself. It's cheaper and you get more olives that way.

Corn tortillas. How many will depend on the size of your pan. I use about 16 of them. 8 on each layer.

Now that you have all of your ingredients you have to layer them in the pan. Start with a little of the enchilada sauce and put the corn tortillas overlapping each other on first. Then layer a little bit of everything and top with more sauce and corn tortillas so that you make a second layer. 

Cover with aluminum foil and bake at 350 for 45 minutes. 

This makes great left overs too. 

Texting and Phone Calls

I realize that in this day of texting and smart phones I am an old dinosaur because I don't text nor do I have a cell phone, smart phone, ereader, tablet, ipad ect...

I have a laptop and a landline phone. That's it as far as techy devices go in my home.

Has the art of the phone call become extinct?

Not for me. I talk to my younger brother one the phone at least once a day and if I don't talk to my daughter on the computer we talk on the phone at least once a week. My dad doesn't have a computer so we talk on the phone. But everyone else I know..they want to text, send emails or fb.

For the vast majority of todays youth, they would much rather send a text than pick up the phone and make a phone call.

I used to talk to my mom on the phone all the time before she passed away. I could spend an hour on the phone with her and I miss that. An email or text just isn't the same as hearing someone's voice on the phone.

Why I Like Blogging

I really like writing, I always have. When I was 11 years old my parents gave me my first diary and wrote in it every day. I liked it so much that I started buying large notebooks to write in and did that for years until I was introduced to the internet. 

While I like others to read what I write, I really like reading what others have to say. I like meeting new people and getting to know them through their blogs posts. I don't get out much and don't see many people besides my family face to face but I have quite a few friends online that I've never talked to other than through the computer. 

I like reading how other people think, feel and see how creative they are. Reading other people's lives through their blogs and social media keeps me connected in a way that I didn't think would be possible for someone who doesn't do much interacting face to face. 

I've found many people have some of the same experiences, beliefs, and stories that I have. We are not all alone, we are right next to one another even if it's through the other side of a computer monitor. I've met people from all over the world and it's been fascinating to see that no matter where we are from, we are so similar and have so much to talk about. 

I like blogging because it's kept me from sitting in my apartment all alone in my own little bubble. I like sharing my thoughts on different subjects and reading others comments even if they don't agree with me. I think being able to talk about a subject we might not agree on in a civil manner is also great. 

I truly do appreciate all my blogging friends and appreciate all the comments you have left for me, without you there would be no reason to keep doing this. 

Freebie Friday!

Welcome to another edition of Freebie Friday, where I tell you what free samples and full sized products I received in the mail and how you can get them too.

This week I received my box from House Party. It contained:

1 Black satin Cosmetic bag

1 Full size Revitalift Miracle Blur

15 Revitalife Miracle Blur samples

15 Age perfect BB Cream Instant Radiance Beautipods

15 Advanced Haircare packettes

2 Colour Riche Eye Shadow quads

2 Colour Caresse Wet Shine Stains

11 Colour Riche Nail Colors

2 Copies of "The Paris Wife"

If you haven't heard of House Party then let me tell you a little bit about it. All you do is make an account and look to see what upcoming House Parties you can sign up for. If you are picked you agree to invite at least 10 friends over for a House Party, and give some of the samples away, play games, talk about the products ect.. and then take photos of you and your guests to upload on the site. 

It's that easy. 

Then you go back and see if any other House Parties are available to sign up for and you can sign up for more than one at a time. But you have to be patient, it can take a while to get picked for one. I sometimes go 4-5 months without getting picked for a House Party, but the samples and full sized products you get to keep for yourself are really worth the wait. 

Have you signed up? No? What are you waiting for, go to House Party and sign up for an account. 

Dead Man's Switch

I found a site that I wanted to share with you all. It's called dead Man's Switch. What it does is let you write 2 emails to two recipients each and store them in case something were to happen to you. Each month or so the site sends you an email with a link that you click on to reset your Dead Mans Switch. If you don't click the link it will send 2 more emails to you at 45 and 60 days after the first one and if those get no response then the emails you stored will get sent to the people you specified.

I thought it was kinda a nice way of making sure you get to say goodbye to your loved ones or tell them anything you think they need to know like the will is in the top drawer of the white desk..or whatever. If this sounds like something you'd like to check out here's the link..

Dead Man's Switch

Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

Couldn't find the puppy anywhere. Finally hunted her down. She was stretched out in comfort on our bed, fast asleep!

i like alerting people of the meaningless day to day bits of my life :)

This is how sucked into edits I am... I forgot to check Twitter! *GASP* Happy Saturday everyone!!! :)

Definition of BACON: The main reason you are not a vegetarian.

Having one of those moments when I want to stand on top of a mountain and scream bloody murder. That is all.

What would I be doing if I were in Vegas? .mmm getting a deep tissue massage and drinking iced mixed fruit drinks!

dog is under my desk, oh and his ass has a slow leak

If the stocks for taco bell go up anytime soon, you know why. i know it's so unhealthy but I cant get enough taco bell.

Dear people on twitter: less drama or this will become MySpace

Why do three year olds love to be hard headed? All I want him to do is wash his hands. Not complicated. He loves water. What's up?!?!?

Took away the iPad and TV from my son because he refuses to go to the restroom. Raining or I would send him outside to play.

Miley Cyrus being caught smoking pot is like catching the dog humping a pillow. Big freakin' deal! When she's eating a raw heart, wake me!

Always going to be poopers at a party.....

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Sons only realize how hard it is to be a dad when they become a father.

You know your lazy when you realize you spelled you're wrong but can't be bothered going back to correct it.

Women notice everything, just because they don't say anything don't mean that U got away with it.

Some jerk just yelled at me for not having a physical fence that would keep HIS dog out of MY yard and away from MY dog. WTH.

Overheard in next room: 4yo to brothers: This is how you make a baby. Me: runs! Finds brothers ignoring 4yo as she DRAWS a baby w/crayon,

Carbs inhaled. Feel better, though I am sure in about half an hour I will want a nap.

I Have New Articles Published

Lucky, my three legged rat. I used his picture for a few of my articles. 

By now most of you know that I write for yahoo Contributor Network and if you didn't know that...well now you do. Most of the articles I write are how to care for small animals like rats and hamsters. (big surprise there, right?) So recently I've had a few articles published and wanted to share them with you and hope that you enjoy them. Feel free to look through my older articles and read the ones that interest you as well. So what have I written lately?

Why Male Rats Should Not Be Given Orange Juice

Dogs Dying After Eating Medical Marijuana

What Causes Hair Loss in Pet Rats

A Rescue Tale: How A Tiny Rat We Named Lucky Came Into Our Lives

My Full Profile

Games

I'm not a gamer because I don't play Xbox or PS2 or any of those types of games. I never have. If I ever say I'm playing games online to pass the time what I mean is I'm playing free games on sites like Inboxdollars. Games like Luxor (pictured above) because it's easy and I can figure it out without a 50 page book telling me what all the different things I have to do to get to the next level.

I tried playing some of those xbox games and I can't make it a couple of minutes without getting killed off and having to start over. Like I said..not a gamer. lol 

I like Luxor because I can get some good high scores and it tells me my score would have beaten 96% of those who have played the game. lol So I'll stick with these easy old school games and you can continue to play tomb raider or whatever it is that people play on xbox these days.