Wednesday, February 12, 2014

3 New Book Reviews!

I've written three books reviews for I Smell Sheep! The first is for Save My Soul by K.S. Haigwood. I just read the second book in this series and now I'm reading the third and they got better and better. You can find my review for this book here

I've been reading this author's books for ages and love them. This book is no exception. If you like this author then this is a must read. It's book #1 in a great series. You can find my review of this book here

If you're looking for a short quick read, I've got one for you. You can read my review of this book here

Thanks for reading my book reviews, let me know if you pick up any of the books I've reviewed. What are you reading this week?

Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

It’s so cold, I’m using my Snuggie as a Snuggie instead of a blanket. I feel like a dork, but I’m a warm dork!

My kid just said he needed to "Slow down the hoedown." Is this some new Kindergarten slang I don't know?

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who is wearing the exact same thing tomorrow...

Retweeting a subtweet that i’s about you because you're a fearless bastard

The idiot with the asinine car bass. Go fuck yourself. I can't tell if I just a had a seizure or not.

My neighbor’s cat just puked all over my kitchen. My fault for letting him in and eat. Ugh. GROSS x infinity.

i would kill for a pizza that had mini tacos on it as topping

Absence makes the heart grow fonder of the hot neighbor.

So I'm craving something today. Don't know what it is. So I go to the nearest gas station. What do I get? Candy wtf?

To quote Plumpy's Vet; "Rats are heartbreakers". However, they are so worth it.

"Hey babe, got the spider & made you cookies. What else do you need?"

Soon as i hear it might snow, I've got to get groceries.

Me: "I'm flying to LA but want my bags to go to Ohio."
American Airlines: "Sorry sir, we can't do that."
Me: "Why not? U did it last time!"

first day without caffeine in a very long time… pray for me.

 Went into the bank today to open a new account.
Bank person: oh, we don't open accounts here.
Me: {silence}

You guys should post nut cleavage pics.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks, It'll break your damn house. 

93% battery. You know what that meansss. Nothing! That's right. Nothing!

Queefs Happen: Dealing with the Unexpected

Twitter is a beer tap for the soul

It's a dick. Not Excalibur. And I don't want to see it

The best part about agreeing with people is that it shuts them up for a little while

Why am I the only person who speaks cat in my family? If the kitten cries she either needs litter box or food. This isn't rocket science!

The joys of having a 10 yr old in school..Song of the day? Lice Lice baby! *sigh*