Wednesday, March 05, 2014
As you can see from the thumbs down sign my hubby, Ken is giving this jar of pasta sauce, we didn't like it.
Let me give you a mental image of what this tasted like...
Imagine if you will the foul, acidic taste of vomit mixed with a bit of vinegar and tomato. Now blend that with a little imitation bacon flavor, some meat-like granules and the scent of dirty socks and you might understand what this pasta sauce is like.
The people who made this must be non meat eaters or they would have understood that this tastes NOTHING like bacon. As soon as you pop the lid off of this jar, your senses are assaulted with the acrid aroma of dirty feet and liquid smoke.
Never in my life have I tasted something so putrid that I wanted to spit the first mouthful back in the bowl.
If you see this product on shelves, turn around and run away. Don't just walk, run!
Posted by Mary Kirkland at 11:00 PM
Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)
I am too hungry to concentrate on anything, but dinner isn't ready for another hour. Boo, hiss.
Someone sent me a pic of cake, I want to lick my computer screen now.
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
Fried chicken how I miss you.
I LOL'd so hard I think I busted a rib. o.O
I need a nap. But it's too late for a nap. Drank coffee and that did nothing for me.
I have 3 brothers I excel at ignoring things
who disposes of those fluorescent bulbs the way they say too? not me.
Psychopaths forgive other psychopaths, and blame their victims!
Dear phone book company, why U no call me 1st before delivery? Your latest publication in my driveway went straight to the landfill
I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
i wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER & OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK U & UR TAINTED FRIES
Why do people not take showers? why?
Do you ever bring your dog up to a mirror and say, that is you. lol Yeah, me either.
Each of my three cats staring at each other in one room like an OK corral standoff. Much swearing and death stares going on.
Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up.
Every time a bird poops on my car... I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my patio just to show them what I'm capable of
according to maxipad commercials, all women are full of windshield washer fluid
Why can't women park cars? Because for generations, men have been telling them that 3 inches is actually six.
is sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong.
just painted a blue square in my yard to trick people viewing Google Earth into thinking I have a swimming pool!
Posted by Mary Kirkland at 12:00 AM