Wednesday, May 08, 2013

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Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

Also, I'm very unhappy with Revolution. Actually, a little pissed at the decision to kill off--well, I don't want..

Jay-Z's little road trip to Cuba, I couldn't give a damn about. Wake me when he's in North Korea or Belarus or Iran.

Sorry. I know you had a serious point. I got distracted by Clay.

Lost my husband in the supermarket. I was staring up & down the aisles, looking like an idiot. I'm sure security were vastly amused

New Parent Idea:
1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest.
2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when he's 10.

Be funny if McConnell discovered his little quip about 'knowing his enemies thoughts' led to his office being bugged. Just retire, old fart!

I wish Aragorn would show up & swordfight my to do list.

My 5yo keeps checking to see if any of the doors have eyes. I can't decide whether it's cute or creepy.

I have had a lot of YA books in a row on my review list. I'm going to need something sexy, disturbing, and down and dirty soon.

Ugh. I want nothing but junky junky junk food for dinner.

I feel the need to use all my anger gifs in one long post at tumblr

My brother is a twatwaffle

The worst thing about censorship is xxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xx xxx x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx

Bummed. Was gonna do grilled corn with my BBQ. There's no corn

Sore eyes and a fuzzy head. Gonna write anyway cause no one else will do it for me. Meanies.

I really wanna get my 1993 on and watch Jurassic Park in 3D

Apparently this is 1 of those writing days where I reread b4 sending to cp & wonder if I was drunk, alseep & illiterate when I wrote this

who's the genius who decided to leave so much chocolate in my office? Oh right, that would be me.

I would like to point out how rage inducing it is that Heidi Klum saved two people from drowning and the headline is about her nipple

JakeDog keeps trying to steal one of my flip flops. Sigh. I see what you're doing, pooch. Find a toy to chew on!