Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Knorr® Homestyle Stock Friends Mission

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Disclosure: I received points and a free sample of Knorr Homestyle Stock from Smiley360.

Twitter Wednesday

Here we are that day of the week again, Twitter Wednesday. I have some real funny tweets for you this week. As always the names and @'s have been left off as to not piss anyone off. lol

Cripes, this has not been my day. I'm surprised no one has commented "someone has a case of the Mondays" at me.

And now... Banshee needs to feed! Bring me souls!

Is eating with an ex cheating?

Seriously?!!?! People want to get paid to review stuff when they usually get the item free? My opinions are not for sale.

I brake for bacon wrapped hot dogs.

this seems to be the year of... WHAT THE HELL... Or is it just me?

Well, my asking for bacon in exchange for reviews doesn't seem so bad now, does it???

Don't know about other authors, but paying for good reviews is akin to paying for sex. If I have to pay, I'm obviously doing something wrong.

Interesting: a new study shows that fertile women are hotter on the dance floor!

I don't understand why authors would pay $95 for a positive review. Your mom will probably do one for free, yanno.

Hope just came up and sniffed my ass for no reason. This is why I drink...

This is what happens when you lie all the time. You can't remember the truth. Obama Doesn't Know His Own Birth Date!

Blergh. I just saw the phrase...111 heat index. No.

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you too.

Manties...need I say more?

What if a disease turned you into a zombie? What if there was a cure? What if you remember who you ate?

2012 Is the year of the OMGWTFBBQ!

This is truly the year of the Wankfest.

Captain, the men are restless, we need to sail. They want more than money this time, they want flesh, soft flesh.