Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Nevada Soon Will Have Legal Marijuana Dispensaries

To say I'm disappointed is an understatement. The only good thing about this bill is that it's going to be more regulated. So weed smokers are still going to go to jail if they smoke and drive or smoke and drive and cause injuries because they are high. And let me just predict how this is going to happen, mmmkay?

You know damn well that the pot heads are going to be smoking and driving and causing accidents..hopefully they get the book thrown at them for doing so. And the fact that people can only grow their own until 2016...isn't going to stop them from growing and the pot heads are going to mumble and grumble and complain about this left and right. 

Taken from...

CARSON CITY, Nev. -- After 13 years of waiting, medical marijuana patients in Nevada will soon have a legal way to obtain the drug without growing it themselves.

Republican Gov. Brian Sandoval signed SB374 into law Wednesday evening. The measure establishes the framework to make pot available to medical marijuana card holders, and imposes fees and requirements for growers, processors and dispensaries. It also contains provisions to continue to allow home-growing until 2016.

The tax revenue created will first fund the regulation of the dispensaries. Any remaining revenue will be funneled to education.

According to the National Conference on State Legislatures, Nevada is the 14th state to legalize medical marijuana dispensaries, and one of 19 states to allow medicinal pot, along with the District of Columbia.

Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

Laptop is burning my lap. Ow ow ow

Does anyone have issues when they try to spell diarrhea? I can NEVER spell it correctly. (was talking about verbal diarrhea, FYI)

Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong

panic attacks are helpful, said literally no person ever.

Me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you, I might start thinking about you. 

Women love to laugh. Hopefully not at what's in your pants, though.

do u ever touch ur face and ur like wow i can feel the ugly

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That's right, clog up those arteries.

Quickest way to make me leave you site? Have music start playing when the page loads. I thought we'd moved on from MySpace.

7yo: Harry Houdini escaped from a straight jacket! 10yo: Well, those were made for crazy people, so that's not real impressive.

Don’t be unhappy if all your dreams never came true - just be glad your nightmares didn't…...

how to have a flat stomach ...1) remove all of your organs

Oh, rain, why must you be so...wet?

You know whose hair I was always jealous of? Buffy's.

When people come over and complain to me..I wonder if they notice the 'lifeless' look on my face.

Don't apologize for something if you're just going to go and do it again. You're not really sorry if you do it more than once. 

You're not home until you've cuddled your long-missed personal kitty and found a tick on him.

Oh wow! I have a lot of new followers!! I love cupcakes and I'm a potty mouth. Welcome!

You Dont Know The Struggle If you've never been happy that you can afford Maruchan ramen instead of Top.

I hate it when flies rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life. Those tiny little bastards.

Hey wow, welcome new folks! Be forwarned, I say bad words. I can get my rant on. I talk about writing and shoes and can be inappropriate.