Wednesday, January 02, 2013

My Newest Rat, Lucky

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Here's a video of my newest rat, Lucky. My daughter's friend called and told her that the pet store she works at was going to euthanize him because he only has three legs and he wouldn't sell at their store. So she called my daughter to see if I wanted to adopt him. My daughter and her boyfriend brought him home to me today. Please excuse the green lines. I don't know why they keep appearing in my videos.

Here are a few pictures of Lucky, the three legged rat.







Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

Now I gotta go cook dinner before my kids try to do it themselves.

Who here didn't know that Florida isn't connected to Pennsylvania? If U already knew that, congrats--U R smarter than most cops I've met!

Watching Resident Evil: Retribution and yeah, I'm confused

The guy at the tree lot asked me "You gonna put that tree up yourself?" I said, "No, you sick bastard. I'm putting it in the living room."

I'm not anal or OCD, but if I don't step on these tiles the world blows up.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

I vote we create a new keyboard button for a sarcastic eyeroll. One click mockery. We can call it the "petulant teenager".

 I have to rely on hash tags for sarcasm. They help. #mosttimes #farfromperfect

When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard. I was an only child... eventually

Enjoying cocoa w/4yo. She pulled out her Barbie cell phone, looked at it, looked at me, said "Sorry, it's my editor." & walked away.

FUCK YOU RED ANTS!

Stay warm, hon! Make sure you squirrel away leftover Christmas cookies in case shit gets real.

Bf just told me "stop buying those love porn books" lmao

I've de-Christmased my house, thrown in some laundry & put the kids out in the snow. I opened a ms for editing and died a little

Me to waiter: exactly how much Hobbit is in this sauce? I mean, are there chunks of real hobbit, or is it imitation?

Annoy-o-tron has voice,whispers"do you hear me?"learn who REALLY thinks Santa watches them:

It's either been a very bad day or a very good day when you end up in handcuffs.

No one who actually *has* twins would put them in a romantic fantasy story.

Daily typo, via voice recog software: (setup: room's oxygen depleted) "Suddenly, it was very hard to breed." BREATHE. I meant BREATHE.

Hubby might divorce me if I banned bacon from the house. He'd consider NOT getting bacon to be abuse.

Comment on a recipe: "With salt a major factor in heart disease, feeding your man bacon in any form smacks of abuse!" Oh, c'mon, man. Srsly?

I find the emoticon :3 confusing. What emotional state is so severe that it causes one's mouth to be replaced with a nutsack?

I'm making mini rum cakes & bourbon brownies today. I swear it's totally a coincidence that both are booze-based desserts!