Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Lucky Likes Pizza

So we ordered pizza the other night and when it came Lucky was sitting on the couch with us, so I shared a slice of my pizza with him. Yes, some of you might not know this but I routinely share my food with the rats, even my drinks. Ken does too. I put a piece of pizza on a paper plate and set it down on the couch where Lucky was lounging and he came running over to get a bite. 

He took little dainty bites, mostly wanting cheese. 

I let him take a few bites and then I took a bite. Yes, that's right, off the same piece. Omg call 911 I might get a disease! Most rat parents do this with their rats and we're all just fine. 

I love this picture because Lucky looks like he's giving thanks for the pizza he's eating. "Thank you for this pizza I'm about to nom." 

Little bite for me, little bite for Lucky.

I'm sure he was saying, "Thank you, Mommy." 

I gave the other three *Marbles, Flower and Scribbles* a share of pizza as well but they decided to hide in their beds with it to eat it. 

Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

The only way I'm interested in your ultrasound picture is if you're having a velociraptor. 

Unless you fell on your face, I don't want to know about your work out. 

Have you ever hated the ending of a book so much you had to email the author? I did...She was so sweet..omg

I am totally in lust with Ian somerhalder. 

My dog has the throw ups. oh goodie, looks like a trip to the vet.

I listed to Chicago for the first time if forever. Still love them. 

Why is it already so damn hot? 

I lost my hat..it was on my head. I looked for it for 30 minutes. fml

I couldn't get in touch with a friend on fb, turns out she was ok..just blocked and deleted me from her freinds. biotch

I think my dog needs a priest. I just know she's possessed by a demon. O.o

My neighbor had a baby 2 weeks ago and she asked me to babysit. She's been gone for 6 hours!

Fecking cat shat on my pillow. Right on my pillow. I need a new pillow. 

Hubby is hung...like a gerbil. That's why I divorced his ass. 

If you can see my ass crack, I need bigger pants. 

My mailman asked me what perfume I was wearing, I said ode de dog. She didn't get it. I don't wear any. 

You would not believe how funny I am, no seriously you wouldn't believe it. 

I like to tickle myself. Don't look at me that way. 

I invite friends over just so I have someone to watch scary movies with.