Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Twitter Wednesday

So for the third week in a row I've found some really funny Tweets in my Twitter feed. The names and @... have been left off so no one gets mad at me and no one is

Sex scenes:I don't know about other writers but the moment I think someone might read it I can't write another word. Must return to it later.

Tina wanted to smack the incredible grin off his face.

I totally want to be unproductive.

You know when you fracture your elbow, and it never healed properly, and then you bash it again? Yeah. That. Mmm feels SO GOOD. >.<

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

I like poodles and pugs! Woof! Wooof! Wooof!

Also, I exaggerate. By clean I mean, I hope my mom doesn't open up the closet door in the laundry room or she will be crushed by crap.

I Love Kinky Fuckery Silk Bondage Bracelet.

Because nothing says Father’s Day quite like the unexpected surprise of a secret baby.

I've been pissing motivation for the last 3 hours.

You can tell by her walk that she's a one-ply kinda girl.