Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Twitter Wednesday

Welcome to another week of Twitter Wednesday. This is the day I copy the tweets from my twitter feed and paste them here without the names or the @'s so no one gets mad at me, but so you can still have a laugh. So here we go...

There is no answer and no escape. The question is will they survive?

I am constantly boggled by some of the things my peers consider "sexy"

What is it with vampires, anyway?

What did Bill Gates call his daughter before he named her? 'Untitled'.

Most people want a perfect relationship... I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

so....when the machines rise up against the humans....I REALLY hope I'm nowhere near a dildo factory....

I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is Life on Mars.

I think I've been watching too much porn on my computer. I logged on last night and I got a message saying,Not tonight, I've got a headache.

I like to ring a wrong number and then try to convince the person on the other end they know me. Yes, I need a life.....

Swimmers bodies creep me out. O.O

Ruh roh... Cellphone battery about to die.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

I don't want to do the dishes, I want to hire merry maids.

Dear Starbucks, help me!

So I kept watching those Olympics for a while... They kept saying it's XXX, but they're not delivering.

Trying to tell this man he can not use his beard as a place to store leftover soy sauce and sticky rice for later!

There is something incredibly ironic about the word "bling" written in plastic or glass beads.

Study: Underarm sweat from a man on the lips puts women in a better mode and regulates her menstrual cycle!