Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Twitter Wednesday

Another Twitter Wednesday here for your enjoyment. I have removed the names and the @'s so no one gets mad.

This may seem like a no-brainer, but don't use vanilla soy milk in place of regular milk for Hamburger Helper. Just... don't.

I"m away from the computer for 10 minutes and NBC says Neil Young was the first man on the moon. This just proves I should never step away.

TWINKIES. Yes. I ate one. I did.

So The Lorax is a musical? Huh...didn't see that coming.

Something to ponder, Twitter - Sour Patch Kids Popsicles. O_O

Was she with a large duck with anger management issues and a lisp??

I used to walk around thinking my bangs made me look like a sheepdog.

I can barely manage to walk without tripping over things. If I had to have sex while flying I'd be in trouble

My children never walk around. They stomp and galomph and scamper and caper

And I hate changing my password because I can barely remember when I last peed. But alas. LOL!

Oh, Randy Travis, you keep this up, and you're gonna be "Diggin' up Bones" in da hoosegow.

OMG--was just going to tweet. Dear Grasshopper, Stalking is NOT for the senior citizen.

the fake money on Chefville is burning a hole in my virtual pocket