Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Twitter Wednesday

Here's another installment of Twitter Wednesday where I find humorous Twitterings and post them here for you to see. The @ and names have been left off so no one gets mad. Enjoy!

Because repetition drives me nuts with its repetitiveness.

Librarians are really only sorry about 25% of the time we hang up on you while we look for that book

FML! 20 minutes at this railroad crossing and I can't turn around.

It's getting to be that time of year: falling leaves...hay bales...and giant spiders!

Autocorrect is a who're!

There is a guy with an acoustic guitar in the hotel bar singing "Ring of Fire." Oh God. This is Hell. I've died & gone to Hell for my sins.

'Username or password incorrect' tell me which one you son of a bitch!!!

I think by default I should now win all your unclaimed prizes. Because. *angelface*

Congratulations to JWoww on your engagement! I'm glad you didn't marry Lil Bow Wow, or your name would be J-BowWow-Woww.

Cats rarely commit suicide. They have to do it nine times and that takes too much dedication.

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Ever notice how quickly cobwebs spring up? I never see any spiders, though... Do I have ghost spiders?

We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 telling them to sit down and shut up!

i'm finally learning the difference in spelling here, hear & there, their, & they're by helping my 6 year old w/ her homework. #sadbuttrue

Things are looking up...or am I looking down?

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Children should be seen and not heard, or seen...