Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Twitter Wednesday

Today is Twitter Wednesday, the day where I share with you the twitterings from my Twitter page that my friends have posted. I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad.

Twitter Wednesday also falls on Halloween. So I want to take this time to wish you all a safe and happy Halloween. Don't steal all your kids treats when they come home tonight with their bags over filled with candy.

Now let's see what Twitter funnies I can find.

It's the mooooost sluttiest time of the year.

Rollercoasters have the illusion of danger, but are completely safe. #Halloween has the illusion of safety, but is completely dangerous.

Some of these hoochies seem to have been wearing their scary mask year round.

Ho Ho Ho! This one's good for two Holidays!

If I see Honey Boo Boo costumes this Halloween, I may become a serial killer.

Wives...keep your drunk husbands out of the pumpkin patches.

Make pumpkin pie out of that pumpkin instead of wasting it by carving it up.

Whether you're 8 years old or 22 years old, if you're dressed up as a nurse, chances are your costume's the same size.

This year I'm dressing up as a slut to give out candy. The kids won't notice but their daddy's will.

Hopefully I can get my kid to stay awake long enough to go trick or treating. he's 6 mos old..but I want some candy.

You know you can officially kiss your childhood goodbye when you have to buy ur own #Halloween candy

Bought my very first pumpkin since moving out of home

I love halloween finger nails.

I'm not openeing my door to the brats tonight. I'll be watching scary movies.

Tonight I'll be playing some screaming sound tracks really loud. Screw the neighbors.

I bought my own damn candy.

I'm 5'nothing. I'm 30 years old and I'm going trick or treating, wearing a mask and getting hella candy. \m/

Tried on several costumes in the store...only ripped three of them. Discretely put them back.

I hate older kids coming to my door with no costume and just white makeup on their faces. That's not a costume.

I don't have a kid so I'm dressing up my dog and making him carry a plastic pumpkin pail. Wonder how many will give him candy?