Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Twitter Wednesday

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

Kids make me crazy. Good thing I only have one. lol

The numbers are starting to run together. I guess I really do need sleep.

Black Friday sounds like a cold virus to me.

You bought what?? No, don't tell me...

Nothing says emotional breakdown like crying over cute stuffed animals in the toy department.

I'm a vampire fanatic. So much so that I told my sons teacher to bite me the other day. he just smiled...O.o

Christmas gifts for cat lovers...air freshener anyone?

Do I really care how much I gain this thanksgiving...? No..I don;t.I've worked hard all year so i can pig out when it counts.

There are xanax for days like this.

Where's a serial killer when you need one.

Can I get someone to come over and get my groceries from the car. Just buying them was exhausting. However, the sushi, once again, ROCKED!

Do you remember this one?: Today I Discovered What a Selfish Bitch I Actually Am

Dear Cold, you can go away. We are not in love and this stalking crap has to end.

Eeeeeep. *hides from life*

My son just now: "I will be so polite to the baby. Know what my job will be? I'll put the baby to sleep."

What does it mean if you get the fortune cookie that has no fortune in it?