Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

Letting your phone ring a few times before answering so you seem busy.

50 shades of done with this semester

Come on, cat. Just eat your frickin' breakfast. It's your diabetic coma come lunchtime, not mine.

I want a SHOWER and BED, not necessarily in that order haha

Want to get a cat to come to you...ignore it. 

A mans worst nightmare is a woman that has it going on and doesn't need a man to keep it going.. 

If I could be as sleepy at 2am as I am at 2PM, I'd be a much healthier person.

I'm so much better at night... Just sayin'.... *typetypetype* :)

My grandson told me he thinks rollie pollies are transformers. aww

My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.

Friends are like balloons. If you stab them, they die.

I got my daughter a creepy doll poster for her it stares at me everytime I go in there. 

Thanks to Facebook it's perfectly legal to stalk and follow my favorite authors. heh heh

All things life isn't as shit as I thought it would be this year.

Is there anything better than leftover fried chicken at 2am? I think not. 

Abercrombie & Fitch are soon going to find their clothes on homeless people if we have anything to say about it. 

I was depressed, I bought a cake..and ate it. And I'd do it again. 

Just got an email..I have won the british lottery and a prince in Africa says I am a millionaire. Aren't I lucky..

Tried a new recipe last night...hubby and the boys went out for burgers. C'mon it's really wasn't that bad. o.o

Someone hook me up with a mocha latte, stat!

I like to wave at the security cameras in stores. It freaks out security. 

I bought one of those noise making toys for my nephew..his mom hid it in the closet..I pulled it out on my last visit. ahahaha

I had cereal for dinner. I'm an adult,..I can do that now.