Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)


Dear Hip Hop, Can You Bring Your Soul Back?

Starting to wonder if something might be wrong with my router or connection or whatever. But in the meantime, I hate, hate, hate technology!

Dear Winter,
I take back all the horrible things I said about you.

It's hard to believe there was actually a time you really liked your ex.

Well that was a first. Couple just got engaged with a cock ring. My Saturday reading was... interesting.

*gets abs from laughing at myself*

Huh, I seem to have accidentally discovered the hipster park in town. With my Marvel shirt & fantasy novel I wish I could find the geek park

My Zombie Apocalypse check list: 1. Brains! (I have no delusions.)

i'm sorry if i've ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

If we don't get some rain soon, I might have to dance naked in my driveway. 

If you ever had to go fetch your own switch, you might be one of us.

Why do guys put so much hair gel in their hair?

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips.

I can do nothing on the computer all day long. 

That awkward moment when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

Oops. A couple of typos there. That should have read, "Scottish" Not "scotish," and "restful night's sleep" not "orgy."