Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

mr rat i wanna lick your whiskers MWAH!!!

I hate when teachers complain about having so much work to grade... We had to do it. You're just checking it. Suck it up.

my life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

Home from drive in. Now to hustle in three tired, cranky kids. My life haz excitement

Have reached the point where bashing head against desk and/or wall may be only option to deal with tonight.

Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26. Dont worry if you're not dating, they might not be born yet

Cherry coke tastes like coke with cough medicine in it. eww

What's with the sudden influx of email spam offering me cheap luxury watches? How many knockoff watches does a person need?

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music

Think your life sucks? Try being a vacuum cleaner.

Oh, t.v. shows - the bright hope of a perfect fruit that turns into a slightly bruised peach.

I must have the magical power of only ever checking the internets when there is drama.

Bought a cookie sheet to make cookies in the new house, and realized it's too big and my oven is tiny. Oye. $8 wasted.

I committed to having company on Saturday, which means I need to clean up this mess. Or get more brazen than I currently am.

Can I just say that trying to put a full body protective film on your Kindle Fire is exhausting.

That scene from Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is breathing heavily up against the jeep glass, except its me at the hotdog display in 7/11


At home waiting for the electrician who is 20 mins late and doesn't call...I swear this is worse than dating.

And then God created Saturn... And he liked it... So he put a ring on it.