Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Twitter Wednesday!


Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

How's your day going, Twitter? I'm getting a lot done, but I must have put my cranky pants on this morning because I've been very growly.

sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until u wake up at 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan

Real friends get treated like family.

OMG. Was just outside when the Google Earth car came by. Bent over, brushing dog in driveway. Awesome.

That moment you realize you can't hear the person you called because you have your headset on…but didn't plug it into the phone.

Dear Kitty, thank you so much for stepping on my keyboard and opening iTunes. (I have no idea how you did it, can you teach me?)

For the record: Dancing the salsa --not as easy as eating the salsa.

It's so hot here I think I may have brain damage from my brain boiling in my skull. 

Apologies are getting way too overused, sorry has no meaning nowadays.

Hey there, twitter, I don't need an email telling me someone replied to the conversation. I'm actually HAVING the conversation.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at..

I've seen the promised land...it has cookies. 

I'm presently attacking the rotisserie chicken.

If I was famous and the paparazzi got in my face with the camera I would lose it. 

Coffee, coffee, coffee, COFFEE, coffee, coffee...I May need decaf. 

Babies often look like Aliens..*the ones from outer space*

Why does my new phone come with a 150 manual that tells me NOTHING! That is useful? I'm better off using Google. 

Before you "assume" try this method called "ask".

It's 3am and I'm eating cake. because I can. lol