Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Twitter Wednesday!

Welcome to another Twitter Wednesday, where I pull some of the funniest tweets from my Twitter feed and post them here for you to read. As always I have left off the names and @'s so no one gets mad. :)

Gah you really don't realize how important an E key is until it acts up and you look back over what you've typed

The amazon buy with one click button is the worst thing ever to be invented. It is also the best.

*unravels cassette tape, uses to make doll-hand garland to festoon hazmat suit* *drinks celebratory eggnog from red thimble*

loor is lava, baking cookies....tin foil on head, I've been preparing for this since I was five. Where's my blankie cape?

Bing, please stop offering to translate "Santa Monica." Give us a little credit, here.

I've just eaten my body weight in popcorn.

if ur thighs touch you're basically one step closer to being a mermaid, so hey who's the real winner here

chapstick, bobby pins & hair ties are by far the hardest things to keep up with

david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends.

It was freezing this morning and now it is 50...go home mother're drunk!

I attempted to eat my weight in chocolate truffles. I lost. 

hehe Im lost in all the convo's but still having lots of fun! 

i’m still pissed off about growing up

My only talent is breathing

So much to do every day, from the minute I get up. I swear, I look at the clock & think, "Whoa! Where did that time go?" :(

Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect!

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude