Cheers to you, my paratweeters.
At first-ever horror movie in theater with Princess. We are big chickens so we are scare already and it's only the candy commercial...
I think I broke Facebook
Would you have surgery on your feet to get your designer shoes to fit?
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
My imaginary characters could beat up your imaginary characters.
I hate when the allergy monster pours glue in my noise while I sleep.
It's ok to be scared but not of the piece of fluffy gliding across the floor.
I saw a dog eating cats food today. Why do I bother buying both.
I ate coffee cake today. Two of the best things in one dish.
I hate disaster movies. I have nightmares for days after watching them, but I keep watching them.
When I was a child I wanted to eat cereal for dinner. Now I want steak for breakfast.
never let your dog see you leave your sandwich on the table. It won't be there when you get back.
I love animals but they fart.
Coffee is the life blood of a writer and a singer and a mom..may as well just get a coffee iv and hook me up.
Ice sucks unless you want a cold drink.
Water is cold unless you heat it up.
books are my salvation. I need them to survive.
My mother keeps reading my journal, maybe I should stop posting it on fb.