Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Pranks, Jokes, Revenge


Have you ever wanted to pull a funny prank on someone but just couldn't think of anything? I'm here to help you. Since the 1st of this month was April Fool's Day, I thought this would come in handy for next year. But really, these can be done any time of year. This past Thanksgiving I put all three of those candies in the picture above into a bowl and thought it was funny to watch everyone's reaction. 

Now if you're mad at someone there are websites that will send things to the address that you give them. Would you ever send any of these next things to someone you're mad at?

Prank Candles- These candles start out smelling great and then then turn into smelly farts. There are also other things on that site. You can send your friend an empty box. A big box of nothing. 

Glitter Bomb Mail- How about sending an anonymous spring loaded glitter bomb? They open it and glitter gets thrown all over the place. 

Dicks By Mail- Send a bag of Gummi dicks anonymously to someone you hate. 

Ship A Dick- Ship a giant cardboard dick to anyone you want. 

Shit Express- Ship someone a box of poop. They have different animals to choose from. 

Poop Senders- Yep, another box of poop. Send a quart or a gallon of animal poo. That's a smelly surprise. 

Ship Your Enemies Tryhophobia- Know someone who is afraid of weird clusters of holes? This site will send the person you pick a set of 5 weird photos. Just click the link to take a look at an example of the photos, they're strange. 

Bird By Mail- Send someone the bird. No, not that bird...the middle finger. 

Confetti Mail Bomb- Send a confetti bomb or a confetti cannon. Now that sounds like fun. Boom! Confetti everywhere. 

The Card That Never Ends- Once you open this greeting card the music doesn't stop until you destroy it. This might be my favorite. 

Box of Annoying Sand- You can send a box of sand to someone who annoys you. There's no bottom to the box so when they slide it out...all the sand pours out the bottom of the box. 

Mail A Spud- No box or anything, just a potato with stamps on it sent to your choice of person. 

Mail Bricks- Yes, you can actually mail a brick to someone. Or if you like, you can send a box of bricks to someone and you can add a handful of glitter to the box as well. 

Annoying Teddy- The singing teddy bear that never stops singing. 

The Payback.com- The send you envelopes with crazy sayings on them that you can send a letter or a friend, neighbor or family member. Some of the envelopes say things like, Anal Leakage Research Center- thank you for your participation, Consumer Rsearch Center- Cobra Penis Pump Product Recall Notification. There are so many to choose from. But this is a great website because they have all sorts of other things as well. Fake parking tickets, Rude lottery tickets, fake bullet holes...the list goes on. 

Would you ever send someone any of these pranks?

31 comments:

  1. Wow, wow. So many options.

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    1. It's good to have options. lol

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  2. Ewww prank candles sounds nasty

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  3. haha oh, I'll be saving these for Christmas. The card and glitter bomb would be soooo annoying. I'd have to really hate someone to send them a box of shit though.

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    1. Oh that glitter bomb would really get messy.

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  4. Wow, some of these are mean. Others seem to be costly--like mailing a brick!

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    1. Yeah some are mean but I still think they would be funny.

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  5. The farting candles are in a different class, but how realistic is the fart smell? Most people can tell the difference between a stink bomb and a fart.

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    1. I don't know how realistic they are but I'm sure it would stink.

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  6. I'm so not one for pranks. I do love the ship a dick, though, but for just regular not for being mad. I mean. I think it would be awesome receive a bag of wee dicks. How fun! lol

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    1. That is a funny one. I could just see someone's face after getting that.

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  7. Never knew there was a market for that

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    1. I didn't either until I started looking.

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  8. I always want to pull pranks but I can never come up with a good one. I like the idea of prank candles. Ohh my Mom would be so mad if I sent her a glitter bomb I might have to do that. I can Ship a Dick to my friend she’s turning 30 next week. The card that never ends is hilarious.

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    1. Some of those are jut too darn funny.

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  9. Oh my gosh I love the candy idea, I am so trying that one! What a fun and weird combo, I can just imagine the faces you saw!

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  10. Holy cow, I knew there were break up services etc that sent notification to someone, but had no idea about all this. The potato is funny.

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    1. Right? Just send a potato in the mail. Too funny.

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  11. Um wow! I guess I am just not that up on all the ways to express a wee bit of revenge. LOL

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    1. I found it funny there were so many of them.

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  12. Oh, I'm excellent at this! lol!

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    1. lol I know one or two that are good. The candy bowl was a huge hit.

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  13. I saw the glitter mail bomb thing on a reality tv show. The mess was incredible!

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    1. I saw a video of it on Fb, what a mess!

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  14. I knew that some of these existed, but not so many of them.

    Melanie @ Hot Listens & Rabid Reads

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    1. I was surprised that there ere so many of them too.

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  15. I don't really care for pranks, but it was fun to read through this list. I never realized most of these things existed and so many as well.

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