Book Description
I can't even get my common-law husband to look at me these days. It's like he's so freaking busy bringing dinosaurs back to life that he can't even be bothered to look at his saucy, bodacious wife, much less to do hot sex things to me. But everything changes when he takes me along to visit his private island full of abominations to the Lord, when our helicopter crashes in the middle of the sea and my life is saved by a pterodactyl- a sexy, well hung pterodactyl at that. Now my loyalties are divided between a negligent husband who doesn't give a damn about me, and three bisexual polyamorous dinosaur studs who want nothing more than to bury their bones in me. It's a problem that every woman faces at some point in her life, but I'm so unsure whether I truly have the nads to handle it...
My Review
You know when you sign up for authors newsletters they will sometimes send you free books? Well I absolutely had to download this freebie from the link in the newsletter of Mary Auclair because the cover was hilarious and the blurb was even funnier. C'mon, tell me you didn't read that description and snort!
Dr. James Hardon and his wife Gina Moyst hadn't been intimate for a while and Gina was getting perturbed about it. But James is a dinosaur scientist and would rather work on his new experiments. James makes time to take Gina on a helicopter ride to a little island called Cretaceous Cay where most of his lab experiments lived. Now think Jurassic Park about this place because there are a bunch of dinosaurs here but there's also more.
But a huge water lizard jumped up from the water and grabbed a hold of the chopper and made them crash in the water. A pterodactyl scoops Gina up and fly's away with her. When she wakes up, there are several dinosaur/human hybrids surrounding her talking to her. Looks like James was doing more than just bringing back the dinosaurs. Several lonely dino's want to be intimate with Gina and she shows them a good time. Gina thinks her husband is dead but he comes back and she chooses the dino's over him. But once back at the lab, James makes a big decision that leads him back to Gina and the dino's.
This was just funny. Getting it on with several hybrid dinosaurs that can talk to you was something new for me. I doubt I would keep reading anything like this but it sure was an interesting change of scenery.
I give this book 4 out of 5 stars for the sheer hilarity it brought me.
It does sound like fun - and laughter never ever goes astray. Thanks for the review.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
DeleteIt's not really the kind of dinosaurs that I'd want to read about personally! Still, I'm glad you were able to get a good laugh at it and 4 stars is always good for the reading motivations!
ReplyDeleteIt made me laugh so much. This guy has a great sense of humor.
DeleteFun!
ReplyDeleteIt was hilarious.
DeletePtaken by a pturgid pterodactyl! Good grief. Well, I suppose the names of the author and characters tell you what to expect. There's always some new niche in the porn/romance genre.
ReplyDeleteI never realized that bisexual polyamorous dinosaurs were "a problem that every woman faces at some point in her life", but I guess you learn something new every day.
lmao I knew exactly what I was in for with that name and cover. But it made me laugh so that's a plus.
DeleteYep, sometimes you just gotta read on. :) I laughed when I saw the title let alone the blurb.
ReplyDeleteI did too. it was hilarious.
DeleteThis sounds so weird. Never heard of it. Nice review.
ReplyDeleteIt was weird but funny.
DeleteIt does sound a bit bizarre!
ReplyDeleteit was definitely bizarre.
DeleteThe book cover had me giggling, let alone the book, guess it's funny to read it as well. Anyways Mary, thanks for another great review! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you, I appreciate that.
Deletehmmm...i read this one too, but didn't review it. i hated it. it is very bizarre. dino porn? LOL just shows how a book will work for one person, but may not work for another.
ReplyDeletesherry @ fundinmental
Oh that's hilarious. I didn't think anyone I knew would have read this too. It is funny how two different people will have different reactions to the same book. lol
DeleteI'm glad you had a good time. Not sure it would be for me
ReplyDeleteUnderstandable.
DeleteA fun read, glad you enjoyed reading it.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
DeleteNice review
ReplyDeleteThanks.
DeleteOMG I'm laughing so loud!
ReplyDeleteI was too.
DeleteOmg, this sounds so bizarre! Well done you for trying out the book, but I don't think it's quite my style
ReplyDeleteAt least it was free.
DeleteOmg LOLLL
ReplyDelete:)
Deletelmao ummm err okay. Crazy works for us.
ReplyDeleteIt was crazy.
DeleteI've seen books like this before, and they certainly seem good for a laugh. Very weird!!!
ReplyDeleteNicole @ Feed Your Fiction Addiction
It was definitely funny.
DeleteLOL That cover is hilarious! What a unique premise. I can see why your interest was piqued! I'm glad you enjoyed this one Mary : )
ReplyDeleteLindy@ A Bookish Escape
The cover is what drew me in and that author's name.
DeleteWow, someone had a good imagination!
ReplyDeleteRight? It was so funny.
DeleteHey you gotta do what you gotta do!!! :):)
ReplyDeletelmao
DeleteThanks for the review, it does sound like fun!
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
You're welcome.
DeleteVery strange!
ReplyDeletelol it was.
DeleteThis sounds utterly ridiculous but it also sounds like a good laugh! Glad you had fun with it.
ReplyDeleteIt was ridiculous but so funny.
DeleteWow! What a crazy story, and I totally loved your review, Marvelous Mary.(lol) So cool to see you made it to Infidel's Link up for the week too!
ReplyDeleteThank you.
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