Sunday, September 22, 2019

Apartment Life #99

This is a new weekly blog post that I'm calling Apartment Hell  Life. I've mentioned a few times some of the crazy things that go on in and around my apartment complex in the past 20 years that we've lived here and people keep telling me I should write a book. But instead of a book, I've decided to share the crazy things that have happened in and around my apartment complex in the last 20 years here in a weekly blog post.

So the police came this past Sunday, Ken heard them coming in fast with sirens and stopping on our street. He called me in there to get the picture. Ken took the dog for a walk so he could see what was happening behind that building and the police were going through a parked car back in the alley and had one guy in handcuffs.

Ken was talking with a couple of the people that live over there and found out that one of the guys that live there got busted with 1/4 lb of meth. He was arrested and taken away. I bet we won't see him around here for a very long time.

Crazy woman across from me was seen standing right inside her screen door completely naked again. I think she wants to be seen.

Then on Monday Ken had to call the police because some crazy woman tried to bash his head in with a crescent wrench because he was walking Falcor down the sidewalk by her bedroom window and didn't immediately leave when she yelled at him to get his effing dog away. She went in her apartment and came out with a wrench and took a swing at him. Ken had to duck otherwise she would have hit him in the head. There was a witness and the witness came over while Ken called the police.

 It took the police almost an hour and a half before they got here. So Ken went into the apartment manager's office and told the manager what happened. A few minutes later while Ken was standing outside and the office was now closed (she closes at 5pm) this crazy woman that tried to attack Ken started knocking on the managers door but the manager won't answer the door after 5. So she started going crazy, yelling, screaming, pounding on the office door, the windows and even the managers home apartment door. When that didn't work, the crazy woman left. The apartment manager came outside and told Ken that she called 911 on the crazy bitch for doing that. The manager also said she's evicting her. She's not putting up with that nonsense and when the crazy woman saw Ken outside she threatened to shoot him. So now she's threatening to kill him in front of the manager. Not too smart idiot.

They finally showed up an hour an a half after we first called 911. They took statements from Ken, the witnesses and the manager. Another witness came forward who had been across the street and saw what happened. The crazy woman was arrested that night and charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon. She was out and back home the next day. I have no idea if she's been given an eviction notice yet or not. We'll have to wait and see if she actually follows through with that or not.

So that's it for this week's Apartment Hell  Life! Be sure to come back next week for more.