Tired of shaving your legs? Fed up with razor nicks and rashes? Can't afford the expense of professional waxing?
Then this is the product for you! The EpiRatty(TM)!
The EpiRatty(TM) is a large cute agouti rat. No batteries required, just rub his butt and he will barber your skin, delicately ripping
out those unwanted hairs in seconds! He even has a built in lick mode that soothes the skin afterwards.
Phone 555 EPI RAT. Our operators are standing by.