Saturday, February 04, 2006

So here I was siting on the comfy couch watching tv, when this stupid fly started buzzing me. I thnk he was trying to commit hary carey by flying into my head a few times, but anyway. So It wouldn't leave me lone and then I wake up today to find we have even more flys in the apartment. Hey damnit ti's still winter! Don't flys know that they are supposeed to be hybernating or what ever they do in the winter?

So today I go and get these fly paper catchers, they are a vomit yellew paper that hangs down from the ceiling. I open it up, damn thing is sticky! sticky fly paper gets stuck to my fngers, damn fly is still buzzing over my head as I tack the paper to the ceiling, wobbling precaresly on my chair as I finally get the thing up there.

Now I have this horrible looking yellow vomit colored sticky fly paper hanging from the ceiling with 7 dead flies hanging from it. Niiiice.


  1. Ah yes, flys. Had one or two buzzing around the other day when it actually managed to get up to about 46 degrees. Most of the time its those damn little japanese beetles or whatever they call those things. I'll be setting in front of the TV or whatever and i'll here this little tink, tink, tink, as the thing is going around the light bulb. grab the flyswatter and knock it off the cord and when it hits the floor, crush it under foot. Ma and dad got some fly paper stuff thats is sticky, but clear, and you put it on the window and it works. Can't remember the name of the stuff though, but it catches most things that attempt to walk on it.

  2. i hate flys yuck


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