Mormons at my door.

Today I had some Mormon Missionaries at my door. Now I was nice. lol Usually when the new Pastor for the church up the street comes around I say stuff like "Can't talk right now I'm about to sacrifice a chicken to the oven gods" lol But My dad was a Mormon Missionary when he was younger and I grew up a Mormon, I'm not one anymore but when I was a kid I went Primary school at the church. So when they asked me if they could come in and talk about Christ, I nicely but emphatically said I wasn't religious and didn't want to talk right now. I found out that my MOTHER sent the to my place. She has been having bible study every week and she didn't tell me. She really should have known better. They wouldn't take a hint and friggin leave. I finally had to say that I did my time in church and wouldn't be going back. The one guy had the nerve to ask me if I wanted to go to hell. I looked at him and said " Well maybe at least I won't have you people bothering me there" and then I closed the door. He pissed me off.

To me religion is a boring subject, especially when your not interested. Why is religion so boring? I don't know but it is, at least to me. I can think of several things less boring , the first being, watching grass grow. I would much rather spend my Sundays at the movie theatre watching a good movie. At least at the theatre I can choose what to worship that day depending on what mood I am in at the time. Do I feel like...Thrillers, Action, Slasher, drama, Horror, Aliens, Romance...ect..Different genres just as the different denominations invite a more active audience participation. That feeling of total euphoria and aew in the presence of a great film is something very few people in church are likely to feel these days. We get from film what we don't get from church or anywhere else..You can sit in your seat and be transported back in time, to another world, watching demons emerge from the walls or watch as life begins anew.

Some days I wish I had never gotton out of bed...

What a strange day I've had. First I go to the store at 5am this morning, because I couldn't sleep and I figured why not get some shopping done before it get brain boiling hot outside. Even tho it was only 98 degree's today..Oh and don't forget we in nevada get "a dry heat" Yeah tell me that when when it's 115 degrees out side and YOUR air in your car goes out. heh.

Anyway so I come back from the store and what do I find on my door step? Oh c'mon you'll never ever guess this one. Ok, I'll tell ya. I find Mr. loud Music from next door alseep in front of my door and half infront of his door. Alseep, yeah more like passed out from a long night of drinking. 6am and I have an arm full of bags and no way to get in my apartment. I put my bags down and go around the back and knock on my bedroom window and wake up Ken. He's looking at me like I'm an alien out the window and I motion for him to open the window, when I tell him what the problem is he just looks at me like, you have got to be kidding, right? I go around to the front and music man is still sleeping, sprawled out in front of my door. Now there is NO way that I can get this huge man up, so Ken has no way to get out of the apartment. LOL He gets a screwdriver and prys open the front window screen and pops it off and climbs out, by now he's pissed. He shakes music man realllly hard and the guy hardly moves. So he does what any pissed off man would do to a drunk laying in front of his door. He slapped him across the face. LOL and yelled at him to get the hell up. lol We finally got the keys out of the guys pants pocket and I took his feet as Ken took his upper body and half carried half dragged him in his apartment. Now guess who shows up right as we get music man on his couch? Yep, the apartment manager. He said someone called him and said we were yelling at someguy in front of our door. LOL Poor tom (the manager) can't stop laughing when we tell him what happened. I can laugh now but at the time it wasn't funny. I havent seen music man but I wonder if he remembers how he got inside?

Neighbors

What the heck am I still doing up? I never even went to sleep last night. Nothing like a great case of insomnia to start the day off, eh? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the guy next door has been playing his stereo so loud all night that all I can think about is having his head hanging from my wall? Oh yeah, I went and knocked on his door but guess what, he didn't answer, you know why? Because he isn't even home! That's right, his stereo is up loud as hell and I know why, you see we've been through this before. He sleeps in his living room and sets his stereo to go off as his alarm clock but sometimes for what ever reason it goes off again after he leaves at night for work and it stays on all night. So, I'm up at 4 am waiting for 6am to roll around when I know he'll be coming home from work and I plan on catching his little butt before he gets inside and giving him a small but very angry, piece of my mind. I could have called the apartment managers and had them go into his apartment and turn the stereo down but if I did that again they were going to give him a 30 day no cause to move out. Well, that's what they told him last time and since it seems I'm the only one who couldn't sleep last night I figured I would just make sure he knows that he OWS ME!
Plus, I didn't want to be the cause he gets kicked out, but he doesn't need to know that know does he. ?