Sunday, May 09, 2021

Apartment Life #251

 
This is a weekly blog post that I'm calling Apartment Hell  Life. I've mentioned a few times some of the crazy things that go on in and around my apartment complex in the past 23 years that we've lived here and people keep telling me I should write a book. But instead of a book, I've decided to share the crazy things that have happened in and around my apartment complex in the last 23 years here in a weekly blog post. 

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Last Saturday evening the guy across from me was bbqing and had another guy over. I wouldn't have thought anything about it if he hadn't had the bbq on the sidewalk/walkway directly under the overhang and mere inches from the wall and his two plastic seat cushions. I mean, the dumbfuckery is astounding right here! Anyone with half a brain knows to keep the bbq's out in the rocks away from the building and anything that can melt/catch fire. I had my curtains open watching this fool the entire time. Then once the fire had died down, I hear he and his friend loudly arguing, shouting about cocaine this and cocaine that...and someone broke a plate on the ground and slammed the door shut. Good grief.

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On Monday morning the police were on my street going down to the old guys apartment who's brother hit him in the face and broke his cheek bone a couple of weeks ago. They've been at that apartment a few times since then. Maybe the brother who got hit, took out an restraining order and when he spots him around he calls the police. I don't really know. The police car is hiding behind the palm tree because I took the picture from my bedroom window as usual. lol 

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Well, ya'll it happened again. The overflow drain outside started overflowing and it got so bad that the raw sewage was squirting out of the pipe and onto the wall there that you see discolored. The plumber's came out and cleared the drain again and once again when I heard the pipes in the bathroom start squealing from the plumber's using the snake, I put down some paper towels and closed the toilet lid. Thankfully this time only the paper towels got wet and the water didn't splash all over the bathroom and onto the floor. A much easier cleanup. They really should let us know to close the toilet lid before they do that. 

Afterwards, maintenance sprinkled some white powder all over the raw sewage that was on the ground and it's been that way all week. I guess they're just gonna wait for the next rain to wash it away. The fun never stops!

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My neighbor came to my door Monday morning and asked me how much in rent I pay, so I told her and she's on the phone and starts yelling that everyone around her is paying xxx amount how come she's being charges $25 more a month since she just signed a new lease. She's standing at my door screaming into her phone at the apartment manager because they told her that she's being charged a monthly pet fee. She starts screaming into her phone that her dog is an Emotional Support Animal and they can't charge her anything for him. 

They put her on hold and she starts yelling about how they aren't going to charge her more money for this 'bomb ass place with dog sh*t all over the ground" 

Oh boy she was mad.

She spent some time walking up and down the walkway screaming at the manager on the phone. 

The next day I asked her if she got it worked out and she's still mad because her rent is higher because she signed a new lease and the rent always increases with a new lease. 

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And for those of you wondering...I did indeed get my mail key finally.

So that's it for this week's Apartment Hell  Life! Be sure to come back next week for more.

57 comments:

  1. Wow, those bbq guys should be more careful, that's for sure! Have a lovely new week!

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    1. I agree. I'm afraid he's goons catch something pn fire.

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  2. Glad you got your mail key.
    Sigh at the rest of it. Big sigh.

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    1. I'm glad I finally got the mail key too.

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  3. That neighbor sounds like she needs a bit more help with her emotions than an "emotional support" dog can provide. She may not be there very long, unless the building is really desperate for tenants.

    All that raw sewage soaked into the wall is going to make a unique contribution to the smell of the local air when the weather gets hotter. I hope it's not too close to your apartment.

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    1. No, I'm at the othe end of that building. I think this place is probably desperate for people. 3 people moved out last week.

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  4. Hi, Mary!

    I enjoyed reading your latest adventures and misadventures in apartment living. In this edition, on the plus side, you now have a new mailbox plus a key to open it. Yay!

    I'm sorry so many of your stories revolve around inconsiderate, angry and sometimes violent neighbors. As a lover of scary stuff and eerie phenomena, you might appreciate my short story about an experience I had while living in an apartment. I occupied a unit on the second floor. In the first floor apartment across the hall lived a young woman. She and I often exchanged friendly greetings when we met on the stairway. One night, asleep in bed, I had a dream about that young lady. It was a disturbing dream because in it she was attacked. I awoke with a start to the sound of activity below and the sight of flashing lights on a police car in the parking lot. I looked out the window and saw uniforms coming and going from the woman's apartment. The next morning I was shocked to learn that my dream had come true. My young neighbor had been raped!

    I'm thinking the neighbor across from you, the one who placed his bbq grill dangerously close to flammable materials, regularly visits that overflow drain and snorts the white powder. It would explain a lot. :)

    Seems many animal owners are now calling their pets Emotional Support Animals to qualify for special treatment. Recently, when I took a plane flight, I insisted that my Emotional Support rhino be seated next to me. :)

    I want you to know that I found and published your comment on my older post at Shady's Place. I also replied to it. I am very happy to know that you did some digging into my archives and found a show hosted by a man we both admired - Wolfman Jack.

    Happy Mother's Day, new friend Mary!

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    1. I'm happy to hear you found my comment. He was so much fun.
      That story of yours was sad. That poor woman. I hope thry caught the guy.

      There's always something to talk about around here. If He is snorting the powder, he might need medical help. Emotional support animals are fine but the term is being used for all kinds of animals.

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  5. Um, she just answered her own question - rent goes up when you sign a new lease. Duh!

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    1. I know, she sure wasn't happy about it.

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  6. Wow that sewage issue is real. Happy Mother's day Mary.

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    1. Yeah, it really is an issue. Thank you.

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  7. That was a busy week! It’s amazing how many people feel free to scream and yell so close to others. I have an a-hole neighbor who is constantly screaming at his disabled son outside. I will open my door and slam it to let him know I can hear every word.

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    1. It really is. She's always coming to my door for one thing or another.

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  8. I just can't believe all the crap (literally and figuratively) you have to deal with there! Happy Mother's Day Mary.

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    1. Thank you.
      I can't believe it some days either.

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  9. Glad you finally got your mail key. The guys with the bbq obviously had their brain fried, no common sense at all. Have a nice Mothers Day!

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    1. Thank you. Yes, I think they did.

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  10. Imagine if he was barbecuing on a balcony like some people do here!

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  11. You have such fun neighbors. Stay safe.

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  12. It's not only the fire I'm concerned about. It appears I 've become sensitive to the smell too. Unfortunately, I have a neighbor who constantly does bbq.

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    1. I love the smell. But I don't want my place to catch fire because of it.

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  13. Man, it just never ends at your place!

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  14. Wowzers! The sewage again! Yuck. And the BBQ people. DOH!

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    1. I know. It's just never ending around here.

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  15. I would go crazy. I hope you will continue to be safe while all the insanity goes on around you. :)
    We lived in an apartment hell when we first moved to Oregon over 30 years ago. The place is still standing, and hasn't gotten better. The oozing butthole of the universe, I tell ya.

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    1. LOL The oozing butthole of the Universe. I love that. I might have to borrow that.

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  16. "the dumbfuckery is astounding" this made me laugh.

    The sewage thing... yikes!

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    1. Well, I'm glad I could make you laugh.

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  17. Anyone who starts a barbecue inches from inflammable seat cushions is nuts. I'm not surprised you kept a close eye on it.

    It's absurd that the defective plumbing issue has been going on for so long without anyone finally sorting it out.

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    1. I couldn't believe he was bbqing like that. I cannot believe the plumbing problem is this bad.

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  18. You had quite a busy and crazy week.

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  19. Wow. A crazy week! But least you got your mail key!

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  20. Yeah, no surprise at the stupidity of people on drugs. Glad they didn't light the place on fire. I'd have been watching out too just to make sure! Happy Mother's Day, Mary! :)

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  21. There's nothing like living in an apartment where the other residents seem to forget their actions impact on other folks! We used to listen to our neighbors slide the hangars in their closet back and forth forever while they figured out what to wear in the morning...a couple of hours before we had to get up in the morning! I always wanted to yell, "Choose, already!" (0;

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    1. Wow, I'm glad the walls aren't that thin around here.

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  22. Umm, it sure sounds like you live in an awesome place, Mary. That grilling episode reminded me of some things from my apartment dwelling past. The idiocy out there is astounding, isn't it?

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    1. It's definitely an interesting place to live.

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  23. Good thing they didn’t set the whole building on fire! Then again, firemen would be some new excitement over the ever present police in your neighborhood lol

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  24. Thank goodness you received the key, but it sure sounds like it's an ongoing headache with everything else. Stay safe, and sending lots of hugs 🤗

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    1. I was so glad to finally get my key after 9 days.

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  25. At least you finally got your key! All the rest...goodness. Who needs TV when real life is so...colourful?

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    1. Colorful is a good description for this place. I was happy to finally get my key.

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    1. I know. This problem needs to be fixed.

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  27. I am sure glad nothing caught on fire because of your neighbor's carelessness. Given the argument you heard though, it's no surprise they wouldn't be thinking about safety first.

    I am glad you were able to get your mail key finally. Did you have to pay a fee for it after all?

    I hope you have a nice week, Mary. Take care.

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    1. I'm glad nothing caught on fire too.
      No, thankfully, I didn't have to pay a fee for the key.

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  28. I would expect your rent to be lower than someone else who just moved in. You should get some kind of perk for being such a long term tenant. I am glad that nothing happened as a result of that unsafe bbq event. Have a great week!

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    1. Oh you would think so but no. No perks but my rent is lower than the new move ins.

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  29. The end first floor apartment in the building next door to us has a tiny porch with an awning and the ding dongs who are renting it now had their grill on the porch all last summer. They can't even open their door all the way with it there. 🙄 They have a decent sized patch of grass, so I don't get it. 😛

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