Review: Target Beauty Box- October

Each month Target releases a new Target Beauty Box but supplies are limited and it's first come first serve until they run out. These boxes go fast so I try to grab one as soon as I see it being talked about on Twitter or fb. This month Target released 2 different Beauty Boxes and I bought both of them. They were both $7 a piece and were well worth the price. 

This box contained: 

Acure Radically Rejuvenating Under Eye Hydrogel mask. 

Lumity Eye Drops. 

Covergirl Get In Line Liquid Eyeliner. 

Maybelline Lash Sensational Mascara Mini. 

Sonia Kashuk Essential Brush Brow & Spoolie. 

I can always use more eye drops. This time of year my allergies act up and my eyes get itchy so I can always use that. 

The eyebrow brush is going to my daughter since she fills in her eyebrows and I don't. I did try a few times but I end up looking like caterpillars are sitting above my eyes, so I'll just stick with what I've got for now. lol 

I tried the under eye hydrogels and didn't really see any difference in puffiness from allergies but it did make my skin there feel soft, so still a win. 

The liquid eyeliner is always welcome. I do like it when these boxes contain makeup and this eyeliner goes on easily and stays on. 

This second Box as just $7 as well and I was excited when I saw the contents of it. So many great things that I will actually use. 

What was in this box?

Tom's Luminous White Toothpaste with Flouride. 

Love Beauty and Planet Coconut Water & Mimosa Flower Shampoo. 

Love Beauty and Planet Coconut Water & Mimosa Flower Conditioner. 

Bliss Makeup Melt Dry/Wet Gentle Jelly Cleanser with Rose Flower. 

Cetaphil Moisturizing Lotion. 

Olay Total Effects Whips. 

I love the Olay products so when I saw that this box had that in it, I snatched this one up fast. I love the Whips products. They really are a great moisturizer. 

Cetaphil products are really good and this is a nice big sample of that, so I am pleased with that. 

The shampoo and conditioner smells really good and left my hair feeling so soft. it smells so good. I just had to add that again. I'm really big on good scent and I love this one. 

This is the second bliss product that I've received and I am loving these products. The last one smelled so good, like candy. Not even kidding and the scent lasted a long time. This one has a more subtle scent but works really well at cleaning my face and leaving it soft. So I am pleased with this. 

The toothpaste is just ok. I've tried this one before. I've never really liked Tom's toothpaste but I keep getting samples of it that I end up giving away to others. 

So all in all, I really liked both of these boxes and for $7 each, it was a great price. I love these boxes and highly recommend them. 

Did you get either of these boxes?

Recipe: Pork Fried Rice

I made a bowl of Pork Fried Rice with peas, carrots, broccoli and onions. It came out really well. 

Fried Rice

1/2 cup diced Yellow Onion

3 cups day old Steamed White Rice

1/2 cup Peas and Carrots - Sauteed (You can use frozen but fresh is better)

1/2 Cup broccoli- Sauteed

1 Pork Chop

2 beaten eggs

4 Tablespoons Extra Virgin Olive Oil

1 tsp powdered Chicken Bouillon Cube dissolved in 2 tablespoons of water

3 Tablespoons of soy sauce

1/2 tsp Garlic Powder

1/2 tsp Onion Powder

Cook your pork chop over med. heat until done. Set aside and chop into small pieces. 

On medium high heat add 1 TBSP oil to pan and saute peas, carrots, onion and broccoli. Cook until fork tender. 

On medium high heat, heat the remaining oil in a large skillet. Add the pork, broccoli, peas, carrots, onion and rice. Stir fry until heated through. Lower the heat to medium low and push the mixture off to one side, then pour your eggs on the other side of skillet and stir fry until scrambled. Now add the spices and soy sauce and blend all together well. Stir fry until thoroughly heated. 

Review: Dark Thoughts by Cynthia Sax

Book Description

Can love redeem a monster?

The Refuge is home to some of the most violent beings in the universe. Kralj, its leader, reigns over the remote outpost with terrifying ease, ruthlessly squashing any rumors of rebellion, killing anyone who breaks his rules. Primitive, deadly, powerful, he’s a monster, scarred both on his face and his soul. He has never met a being he couldn’t control.

Until he meets her.

Dita has one mission—to kill the three targets claiming sanctuary within the Refuge. Or so she claims. For the first time in his long lifespan, Kralj isn’t certain of another being’s intentions. The tiny assassin is immune to his powers, her thoughts unreadable. He can’t predict her movements, can’t control her, can’t stop wanting her.

Dita is rare, as unique as he is, and, to keep the residents of the Refuge safe, Kralj will have to kill her. But first, he’ll touch her, taste her, show her how passionate the beast inside him can be.

Dark Thoughts is a STAND-ALONE SciFi Romance.

The hero might be tall, dark, and scarred but don’t be fooled by his appearance.

He’s truly a monster.

This story is not for readers with delicate sensibilities. 

My Review

I won this ebook earlier this month from an Amazon giveaway. I was excited because it has the same title as my blog. I thought it was fitting to get this one for that reason and to read it this month since it's Halloween month and this seemed like it would be a very dark romance from the description. 

Kralj is such a weird character. I wanted to refer to him as the hero but I can't think of him as that, the lead male character, yes but hero...no. He eats people. He. Eats. People. That fact should have stopped me from reading this but that just made this book have enough of a crazy edge to it that made me want to read this and I'm glad that I did. Kralj is part beast, and part human so it's really no wonder that his appetite calls for something a little different. His human half had been enhanced and now he was practically unstoppable and vicious. 

He had made the refuge that he lived in and saw to it that the residents that also lived there were safe. His beast half was a Beta Taurian Shadow Beast and they mated for life. He didn't think he would ever have a mate but when his beast smelled the woman who was hiding just outside the walls of his refuge, he knew she might be his mate. He found her and she didn't seem scared of him which was strange since most everyone was. 

Dita was an assassin and not afraid of Kralj, in fact she found him attractive. Their first meeting knocked him off balance but he knew he couldn't lose control or people would die. So he sent her away but she didn't stay away for long. He knows she's his mate so when she shows back up, he allows her to stay for a while. They get to know one another and it turns out she is as crazy as he is. She's a killer and so is he but both of them have hearts neither of them knew they had. They end up caring for one another and for others. 

I was worried this was going to be all about his crazy killer beast side and while that did make an appearance more than once, it was also nice to see the softer side of both of them. This book surprised me quite a bit because I ended up really liking this story. There's a lot more to both of them than being killers. 

I give this book 4 out of 5 stars. 

Happy Raturday!

*Courtesy of Anisah Grace Hanna*

"Why does this pillow smell like poo?"

*Courtesy of Cindy Rogers*

"Take them off, I want to try them on."

*Courtesy of Anisah Grace Hanna*

"I'm just doing a little shopping."

Apartment Life #50

This is a new weekly blog post that I'm calling Apartment Hell  Life. I've mentioned a few times some of the crazy things that go on in and around my apartment complex in the past 20 years that we've lived here and people keep telling me I should write a book. But instead of a book, I've decided to share the crazy things that have happened in and around my apartment complex in the last 20 years here in a weekly blog post.

A few years ago we had a neighbor named Chuck. He was a sarcastic jerk and was always doing things to irritate me. I was standing outside one day trying to get a good picture of all the hail we were getting that day and this fool starts gathering up handfuls of hail and throwing it at me. So I started snapping pictures of him since he hated to have his picture taken for some reason.

I just wanted a picture of the hail. 

He also had this plaque in his window that said, National Sarcasm Society. He was definitely sarcastic.

So that's it for this week's Apartment Hell  Life! Be sure to come back next week for more.

Recipe: Malanga Root Mash

Ever since the Mariana's Mexican Market moved in next door to where we live, we've been trying all kinds of foods that we hadn't tried before. Case in point this root vegetable called Malanga Root. Ken saw people picking these up and buying them and asked me if I wanted to try it and I'm always up for trying something new. So he brought one home for us to try. It was only .69 cents for this and it's about as big as 3 medium size potatoes so one of them was enough to have as a side dish for dinner. 

I looked up a few ways to cook it and mashed was my preferred way to try it the first time. So all you have to do is peel it and make sure to peel off any dark spots or discolored spots and then rinse it really well so you can hold on to it while cutting it into chunks because it will be slimy and hard to hold on to if you don't rinse it. 

Then just boil it for about 40 minutes until fork tender, drain and mash. Add milk, butter, salt and pepper just like you would with mashed potatoes. It tasted so similar to mashed potatoes but it's a bit creamier when mashed than potatoes are. My daughter said that she wouldn't have even known it wasn't potatoes if I hadn't told her. 

This is easy to make and it tastes really good. So now you have something new to try if you've never had it before. 

Freebie Friday!

Welcome to another edition of Freebie Friday, where I tell you what free samples and full sized products I received in the mail and how you can get them too. Someone asked me why I do a "Freebie Friday" each week, so I'll tell you.

A while back I listed all the free samples and wins that I had received that previous year and so many people didn't believe that I could have gotten so many free things. So I decided to prove it by taking a picture every week and sharing the sites that I found the links to the freebies at. So now you too can get great free samples coming to your mailbox each week.

  You can find links to great samples at Hey It's Free and Freebie Shark.

This week I received:

I won a $5 Amazon gift card from a blog contest.
I won a book in an Amazon giveaway. The title of it is Dark Thoughts just like my blog!
And I won a book in a blog contest.

A Serial Killer's Desire by C.F. Rabbiosi

Book Description

He's a rich bad boy. She's a damaged beauty... Same old story?

Not even close.

Because he's not just gorgeous, he's deadly. He lures women into his deceptive web and tortures them into submission, LOVES them to death, and won't stop until they've fallen for their captor. Won't stop until they've loved him with their last breath...

But this time, he's taken the wrong girl. This time, he may be captured instead, his heart chained by an astonishingly well matched foe.

My Review

The description of this book is what made me read this one. I've always had an unnatural fascination with serial killer's so after reading the description and a couple of reviews, I figured I'd give this one a shot. It sounded different from what I usually read and I was right, it's different...and dark. Unless you have a strong stomach, a fascination with how a serial killer's mind works and are in the mood for some twisted scenes, I wouldn't recommend this one. But if that sounds good then by all means give this one a try because it will take you on the dark, twisted ride of your life. Holy hell, this guy is one sick, demented dude. 

Antone kidnaps Jynn but he might have found his match with her because she has the same dark, twisted tendencies that he does. That by itself made this story interesting and totally flipped the story at one point which made me even more interested. These two together are one twisted mind fuck after another but I think that's what kept me reading and enthralled in the story.

This story was hitting me pretty hard, the dark nature of his fantasies and what he does is disturbing beyond belief but when Jynn enters the picture and he realizes that he now has someone that he might want to keep around instead of killing, it makes him think twice. I was on a hell of a ride...and then it ended on a cliffhanger. I wanted to throw my Kindle across the room. That's one of the reasons I read a few reviews before reading a book if I can help it but none of the reviews said anything about a cliffhanger. So I'm letting you know...there's a cliffhanger. Grrrr!

The story itself was good. Seeing inside a serial killer's mind was twisted but interesting. Their romance was scary as hell because of who they are and what they think. But the cliffhanger just ruined this for me. Give me an entire story or don't give me anything at all. This book would have rated much higher for me if it hadn't ended on a cliffhanger.

I give this book 3 out of 5 stars. 

Disclosure: I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of this book via NetGalley. All thoughts and opinions are my own.

Review: Degustabox- October

DegustaBox is a monthly subscription box filled with food and drink products. The price for the box is $19.99 a month.  

You do not get to pick any of the products you get, it's a surprise each month. But they say each box contains 10-15 items and each box is worth at least $30. I like trying boxes like this because they usually contain products that I've never tried or haven't seen before.

What was in this months box?

Brown & Haley Caramel Sea Salt Roca

Sixlets chocolate candy

Sixlets fruit candy

Tastycake peanut butter candy cake

Tastycake chocolate icing cake

Pirates Booty white cheddar popcorn-4

Bush's Best Crisp Roasted Chick Peas

Welch's Fruit Snacks

Bahlsen chocolate waffles

Garoto candybar

Idahoan Foods Potato Soup Mix

Peanut butter chips

This months box was a good one. Our daughter was over when the box was delivered so we all sat around trying different foods that we hadn't had before. I think my entire family has a big sweet tooth so those candies were gone fast. The chocolate waffle crisps were tried and liked by all and so was the Roca.

The crispy chick peas were really good in salad. I was surprised even though I hate garlic and these are roasted garlic flavor but they were good. 

We sat around tasting a bit of this and that until most everything had been opened. 

We haven't tried the Potato Soup mix or the peanut butter chips yet. Everything else has been tasted, sampled and liked. We always have a good time with these boxes. It's fun to try foods that I wouldn't have normally bought. 

If you don't live in the US, they have a Great Britain Website.

If this box looks like something you'd like, you can use code MARYK-ACB and get your first box half off. That's a big box of food for only $10! and you can cancel anytime. So if you're interested, go to the DegustaBox site and sign up and don't forget to use my code to get your first box for just $10.

Have you tried any of these products?

Review: Sentinel of Darkness by Katie Reus

Book Description

She thought she’d put her past behind her…

Local artist Keva might be human, but she knows about the things that go bump in the night. Years ago, a dragon shifter saved her from certain death. Ever since, she’s lived in his clan’s territory and put her life back together. But the feeling of security is only an illusion, because her past has come back to haunt her. A past with claws and fangs, demanding blood.

He’ll do whatever it takes to defend his mate…

Dagen has finally met his mate—except he insults her the first time they meet. He’s not too proud to grovel to get back into her good graces. But when a threat from her past emerges, he realizes that he’ll do anything to keep her safe. Even if it means dying—or losing her forever.

My Review

Keva lives on the dragon clan's territory ever since a dragon saved her life years ago. She's finally putting her life back together when danger comes looking for her. Dagen and Keva met in an elevator when they were on their way to a meeting and they don't get off on the right foot. Dagen goes to her shop and apologizes to her about what happened during their first meeting. He knows that she's his mate and wants to spend time with her so he ends up asking her out. They start getting to know one another and getting along. She doesn't want to date anyone or get involved but she agrees to be friends with him not knowing that he sees her as a mate. 

Then a shifter wolf from her past shows up and threatens her and Dagen takes things into his own hands to protect her. I loved how protective he was about her and how safe she felt when he was around. When the danger ramps up Dagen's clan helps out keeping her safe and battling the people who want to hurt her. But she's no push over and proves that she can take care of herself when she has to.

I love dragon shifter stories and this novella was a great quick read that showed the dragons quite a few times. It was filled with romance, danger and fight scenes. I loved Dagen's crazy clan and am looking forward to reading more about them now. 

I give this book 4 out of 5 stars. 

Disclosure: I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of this book. All thoughts and opinions are my own.

Happy Raturday!

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*Picture courtesy of Jin Wicked*

*Picture courtesy of Count Furcula, Doctor Poo, Ratchie McCaw & Peego Mortensen FB page*

"Did you say play time?"

Apartment Life #49

This is a new weekly blog post that I'm calling Apartment Hell  Life. I've mentioned a few times some of the crazy things that go on in and around my apartment complex in the past 20 years that we've lived here and people keep telling me I should write a book. But instead of a book, I've decided to share the crazy things that have happened in and around my apartment complex in the last 20 years here in a weekly blog post.

In May of this year Ken and I heard a lot of yelling and screaming from across the street. We were looking out our bedroom window and saw the people in that courtyard running up and down the stairs and going into other apartments. Within 5 minutes of this happening, the first police car pulled up and they ran over to the stairs with their guns drawn. 

They brought a few people down stairs and talked with them for a few minutes. 

A minute or so later, several more police cars showed up and ran over to the stairs and more people came down to talk with the police. 

The police stood around talking to everyone for a few minutes. 

Then the fire truck and ambulance pulled up and went up stairs. But they all came back down stairs within a few minutes and left. 

Ken talked to someone that lives over there a little while later and found out what happened. One guy got out of prison and was living with his mom and brother. They all got into an argument and the brother who just got out of prison pulled a gun on the mother. She came down stairs and called the police on her son. But when the police came they couldn't find the gun and so no one was arrested. But because she said he had a gun there were over 9 police cars that responded on this street and in the alley behind them. 

One more thing...

Earlier this week my neighbor started screaming. Then she and her boyfriend ran out to the alley. She said the two guys that had been at her door pulled a gun on them and when she screamed the two guys took off. I saw the whole thing go down from where I was sitting and Ken had been outside and saw the two guys running away. She said she was calling the cops but an hour and half went by and no cops showed up so I'm guessing she didn't call. It was probably a drug deal gone bad anyway. Everyone's door came bursting open when she started screaming.

So that's it for this week's Apartment Hell  Life! Be sure to come back next week for more.

Review: Feral King by Sparrow Beckett

Book Description

Minnow Korsgaard works a dead end job to make ends meet. When she’s hired to take care of a wealthy old man with no social skills, she’s excited to have found work in her field.

The new boss isn’t at all what she expected.

Severin Leduc is only thirty. He’s also a dominant, tattooed brute who needs someone to break through the walls he’s built. The exiled son of a wealthy family, he’s unapologetically rude and eccentric. Raised by servants, he doesn’t want extra people in his life, let alone a pretty girl who refuses to leave him in peace.

Minnow’s submissive nature sparks against Severin’s dominance. Torrid attraction flares between them. Sharing her with his best friend, Rodrigo, only strengthens their growing bond, and Severin’s life is scattered into chaos. Will he learn to trust her, or will he live the rest of his life forgotten?

Warning: Dark themes. Character's memories of prior abuse may disturb some readers.

My Review

Minnow is hired to take care of Severin or to help make sure he takes care of himself. Severin is a Dominant and a Sadist while Minnow is submissive and a Masochist. This does make for some very intense scenes but everything was consensual. Severin didn't have much family left but his brother wanted him to give Minnow and chance. Maybe get more socialized as he called it because Severin didn't like being around people and didn't know how to act around them, therefore he was just an ass to everyone. Minnow really had her work cut out for her with this job. Most people would have quit that first day but Minnow stuck with it. 

Severin had so many flaws, his anger was the biggest one. He became angry over everything because he didn't know how else to act or react. At first I just thought he was an ass but as time went on it became very apparent that he had a lot of emotional issues and abandonment issues that he never worked through. But the fact that he had so many people that cared about him really said something about his character. 

Minnow was wonderful, absolutely wonderful. She might have been a submissive but she was strong willed and determined and never backed down when he became verbally abusive or acted like a jerk. She brought him out of his shell, made him face up to his mistakes and when these two got together, hot damn, they were smokin' hot!

I liked that even though Severin knew he was a dominant sadist, he knew he didn't know much about the lifestyle and didn't have qualms about asking his friend, Rodrigo questions about what to do with her. Some of the things he did were over the top but Minnow was into it and liked how out of control he was at times so I didn't have any bad feelings at some of the crazy shit he did to her and with her.

I read this book in one sitting because I never knew where Severin would take me next or what this crazy dude would do next. He kept me guessing and I liked that. When I found out why Severin is the way he is, I wanted to stalk and hurt those who hurt him. His story brought out my inner serial killer and I can only hope they all got a hot poker to an eye or some other terrible event befell them. This story was emotional, touching and crazy. I loved it!

I give this book 5 out of 5 stars. 

Freebie Friday!

Welcome to another edition of Freebie Friday, where I tell you what free samples and full sized products I received in the mail and how you can get them too. Someone asked me why I do a "Freebie Friday" each week, so I'll tell you.

A while back I listed all the free samples and wins that I had received that previous year and so many people didn't believe that I could have gotten so many free things. So I decided to prove it by taking a picture every week and sharing the sites that I found the links to the freebies at. So now you too can get great free samples coming to your mailbox each week.

  You can find links to great samples at Hey It's Free and Freebie Shark.

This week I received:

2 sample packs of O.B. tampons.
A coupon for a free Wholly Guacamole product.
A sample of Workman's Friend barrier skin cream.

Did you receive any samples this week?

Review: Kiss of the Fallen by Kharma Kelley

Book Description

Tristan Castilion, a celebrated Commander of the Vampire Royal Guard, just wanted to be left alone. He wanted nothing to do with the war brewing among all the supernaturals and had grown tired of fighting all these centuries. All of them were screwed up anyway; but who was he to judge who drinks blood and who eats souls? 

Sucked into one last mission from his vampire government, Tristan soon finds himself in the middle of a dark conspiracy within the vampire ranks and a half-naked demon chained to his bed.

And not just any old demon…

Zoe is a Black Blood Slayer—legendary demons bred to do one thing: kill vampires. A true ruler of the night, she's forced to keep her lethal wiles at bay in order to uncover the truth, creating an unlikely partnership with Tristan.

Her blood is spiked with a desire he longs to tame, but if he does, he could be six-feet under; this time forever. But with both of them on the run and all hell breaking loose, how can he be sure she wants him to love or to destroy?

My Review

Tristan accepts one more mission and expects it to go well but things don't always go as we planned. Even though he planned well and no one but the vampires should have known the route he'd take, they were waiting to ambush him and the woman he was charged with keeping safe. It's a bloodbath and his own government doesn't believe him when he tells them what happened. He knows he'll have to get to the bottom of what happened. 

Zoe finds herself at the mercy of a vampire, that vampire being Tristan. He doesn't know whether to believe her and help her or kill her and be done with it. Zoe is a Black Blood Slayer and could easily enthrall him, make him weak and kill him and there would be nothing he could do to stop her. But he goes against his better judgement and trusts her, only a little at first then more as time goes on and she proves she's trustworthy. But that trust goes both ways and she has to trust him as well if they both want to get to the bottom of missing and murdered people. 

This book is filled with a great mystery, some romance towards the last half of the book and a look into vampire politics. There are a few instances of action, fighting and spilled blood but you have to expect that when you have both vampires and shifters in the same book. I liked the twists this story took that left us readers wondering what was going on and why. I also enjoyed how the story never slowed down and I never found myself bored. I read this book in 2 hours, I needed to know what was going to happen next, who the good guys and bad guys were and what was going to happen to them and how Tristan and Zoe would leave things. I really liked how this book ended and hope that this ends up being a series that I can sink my teeth into (pun intended). 

I give this book 5 out of 5 stars. 

Disclosure: I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of this book. All thoughts and opinions are my own.

Review: Walmart Beauty Box- Fall

The Walmart Beauty box is a subscription box that comes out 4 times a year. You sign up for it and it comes automatically every 3 months. These boxes are free and shipping is $5. 

I was surprised when the Fall box came so quickly. Usually I don't get it for at least another month or even closer to December but they shipped this one out and I got it fast. I have to say it's much better than the last one I received with all the foil packet sized samples. 

What was in this box? 

Cetaphil Gentle Cleansing Bar. 

2 Cetaphil hydrating eye gel creams. 

Soo'ae Collagen Lip Patch. 

Nivea Aloe Vera Lotion. 

Kleenex Wet Wipes. 

Soo'ae Black Charcoal Bubble Sheet Mask. 

Aveeno Positively Radiant Sheer Daily Mositurizer. 

Pantene Foam Conditioner. 

Maybelline Great Lash Mascara. 

I've tried all of these products before except for that Lip Mask. I like all of these products and even buy some of them from time to time like the Aveeno moisturizer. So I was pleased with this box this month. For just $5 for shipping, it's a nice box to try even though it's hit or miss sometimes with what they send you. 

Did you get this box?

Recipe: Jicama and Chayote Squash Slaw with an Avocado Cilantro dressing

You will need:

1/4 of a jicama peeled and sliced very thin

1 chayote squash peeled and sliced thin

1/2 of an avocado, diced

Add to a bowl, add dressing and mix well.

Dressing Recipe

1/2 of a ripe avocado

3 TBSP lemon juice

2 TBSP finely chopped cilantro

1 TBSP Mayonnaise

pinch of salt

2-4 TBSP water

Pinch of sesame seeds

Pinch of poppy seeds

In a small bowl combine avocado that's been chopped and use a fork to mash it really well. Add lemon juice, mayo, water, cilantro, poppy seeds, sesame seeds and salt. Add more or less water until you get the thinness you want. Mix really well and pour over slaw. Mix until slaw is thoroughly coated and refrigerate for 1 hour before serving. 

Happy Raturday!

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*Picture courtesy of "My Daughter" Elizabeth Post*

"I hope you didn't come here empty handed."

*Picture courtesy of Cindy Rogers*

"Om nom nom nom. Yes, I do like cookies, who knew." 

*Picture courtesy of Paula Rosa Lea Siviter*

"They're really not that scary. "Running out of treats is much scarier."

Apartment Life #48

This is a new weekly blog post that I'm calling Apartment Hell  Life. I've mentioned a few times some of the crazy things that go on in and around my apartment complex in the past 20 years that we've lived here and people keep telling me I should write a book. But instead of a book, I've decided to share the crazy things that have happened in and around my apartment complex in the last 20 years here in a weekly blog post.

We've lived in this apartment for 20 years and we've gone through at least 9 apartment managers that I can remember. About 15 years ago we were friends with the manager we had and she asked me to take some pictures for her and email to her since she didn't have a phone or a camera. The camera I had was a POS and didn't have a flash so the pictures aren't great but they do tell a story. The manager evicted this couple and their 4 kids because people were complaining about the fights, the noise, the cops always being at their apartment and about people constantly knocking on their door all hours of the day and night...staying for 10 seconds and leaving. We suspected they were dealing drugs. So they got evicted, left a huge mess, damage and then fought the eviction in court and wanted their security deposit back. So she used these pictures to show the judge why she refused to give them back their security deposit. 

This is the room where all 4 kids slept and it was a mess. There were bunk beds and a crib in this room. There was a newborn, a 1 year old, 3 year old and a 5 year old. 

This was the kitchen.

The living room.

The front door had been kicked in a few times so the door was broken in several places. 

Most of the walls had holes in them. This looked like someone had kicked it a few times. 

There was so much stuff packed into the kids bedroom, there was hardly any room to walk around. 

But the worst thing we found was the lock on the outside of the bedroom door. The manager said she was going to point that out to the judge. I don't know if he sent children's protective services to their new place or not though. I can only hope so. About 2 weeks later they came and packed their stuff up and left with it.

So that's it for this week's Apartment Hell  Life! Be sure to come back next week for more.

Tall, Dark and Stormy by Mickey Miller

Book Description

Sorority Secrets: The virgins of Beta Kappa Nu would do anything for each other. Even auction off their most valuable asset…

They say I’m a rich, bitter a**hole who isn’t capable of normal feelings.

Well, they say a lot of things.

And they don’t know shit.

You don’t become a billionaire without a strain of obsession bubbling within you. Strong and true, like a deep blue pilot light.

It’s true, I don’t suffer fools. And I don’t have time to become emotionally involved.

I loved once before. This is my curse. It keeps me focused.

Until I see Stacy’s ad. The office intern, auctioning off her virginity for charity, right there on the screen.

A gorgeously seductive photo, followed by some of the dirtiest erotic fantasies I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading.

And they’re about me. Her boss.

I’ll be damned if one of these tasteless men with no appreciation for this smart, beautiful angel will be her first.

If anyone has her, it’s going to be me.

Like I said, I’m a man of obsession.

For those times when size does matter. The Dirty Bits from Carina Press: quick and dirty, just the way we like it.

My Review

As soon as I started reading this I disliked Jack right away. He had just fired a couple of people and it made him feel like a badass. Sure the guy he fired had it coming after sending a female co-worker dick pics but that's beside the point. This guy was getting off on the power he held and I didn't like him. 

Jack was curious about Stacey so he checked what she had been looking at on the work computers and saw she was auctioning off her virginity. He was shocked at first, then more curious and then intrigued. He decides to call Stacey into his office and let her know that he read what she wrote about him, her fantasies about him and the auction. 

I really liked Stacey and after a while I liked Jack as well. They both have painful pasts and while Jack's past made him a bitter jerk, it made Stacey a better person. Jack remembers how he used to be before he was emotionally hurt and he realizes that Stacey is pulling that part out of him again. They get along really well and this story turns hot and sexy really fast. 

This is a fast novella. It might be a quick read but it was hot, dark and steamy. 

I give this book 3 out of 5 stars.

I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of this book. All thoughts and opinions are my own.